Press Release

From: Universal Television

Subject: "Earth 2" renewed, renamed, revamped ... remarkable!

Universal Television has issued an announcement that they have renewed the 1994-95 NBC series "Earth 2".  The show will be sold to the syndicated market.

Unlike its incarnation on NBC, "Earth 2" will not be produced by Michael Duggan, Carol Flint, or Mark Levin.  The new producers are from England, and they've made major changes.  Especially, the female characters have been rewritten to cater to the 18-25 year old male demographic.

Since NBC has protested Universal's use of the title "Earth 2", the renewed series will now be known as "Spice World 2".

The new Spice Girls will be:

Bossy Spice

She's sexy!  She's pushy!  She won't listen to anyone -- except maybe her cyborg tutor/advisor.  She's too snooty to admit she's in love with the Colony's head mechanic.

Doc Spice

Beautiful and brainy, this Medicine Woman hides a dark secret -- she's a spy for the Council.  But, she's also chromo-tilted for perfect pitch (thank Gaal!).  Like Michael Jackson and O.J. Simpson, Doc Spice often wears a single glove.

Country Spice

The Spice Girl you can take up to the Stations to meet your parents.  Her curly hair, inconsistent Southern accent, and down-home ways hide the Spice within.  Unfortunately, she's married to an un-Spicy Level 4 bureaucrat, but we'll take care of him ...

Screamy Spice

This young Spice Girl can really belt it out!  She's cute, inquisitive, loves small animals and wants to play doctor.  Just don't scare her unless you have earplugs!

Drooly Spice

She's big, bad, and takes your breath away.  She doesn't sing well, but can really dance!  A Material Girl for the (21)90's, Drooly is often seen prowling garage sales and cargo pods.  She's also marketing her unique fragrance, called "Grendlier".  Just a little bit of "Grendlier" will cure whatever ails you!

Happy April Fools Day 1998, from the fools at KOBA-TV!