- 10. They make fine feather dusters
- 9. Useful in many voodoo rituals
- 8. Unique show-and-tell display for the kiddies
- 7. Two words: peacock burgers!
- 6. Good source of feathers to restuff those old pillows
- 5. Place on floor in front of door in winter to prevent cold drafts
- 4. Hang on post in front yard with Satanic message to scare off
charity fundraisers
- 3. Makes a fine punching bag for cardio-boxing workouts
- 2. Use as basis for decorative headgear and watch amusing reactions
from passersby
And the #1 use for a dead peacock...
1. Ram down throats of NBC executives!
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