Reasons Why Halloween on G889 Sucks:
- Grendlers won't leave any blood for the vampires
- Danziger killed the only witch on the planet
- Two words: spirulina bars
- Trick-or-treating at the Martins' tent is a waste of time.
- Terrians give out rocks instead of candy.
- Nobody's afraid of spiders anymore.
- No costumes!
- Bobbing for salt-fruit?
- True screams every time she sees a skeleton
- You can't waste toilet paper by putting it on trees!
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