Reasons Why Halloween on G889 Sucks:

• Grendlers won't leave any blood for the vampires
  
• Danziger killed the only witch on the planet
  
• Two words: spirulina bars
• Trick-or-treating at the Martins' tent is a waste of time.
• Terrians give out rocks instead of candy.
• Nobody's afraid of spiders anymore.
• No costumes!
• Bobbing for salt-fruit?
• True screams every time she sees a skeleton
• You can't waste toilet paper by putting it on trees!