If the USS Voyager Visited Planet G889...

By Ann and John White

(Special thanks to Mike Vitale)

• Alonzo and Paris would fight over Julia.
• Devon and Captain Janeway would fight over Danziger
• Tuvok and Yale would have a lot to talk about
• Bess and Kes would discover that their respective partners are jerks, ditch them in the caves, and become "Thelma and Louise"
• Morgan and Neelix would have a whining contest. It would be a tie.
• Chakotay would try to communicate with the Terrians. They'd like him better than Alonzo.
• Julia would ditch Alonzo AND Paris, and run off with Harry Kim.
• B'Elanna Torres would kick some Grendler butt!
• Q would show up in VR and annoy everyone.
• The Holodoc would find Grendlers much kinder and more accepting than humans and join them... especially after the Grendlers stole his mobile emitter.
• True would let a Koba loose in the engine room, where it would have a fight to the death with B'Elanna.
• Wayland would bond with the Holodoc
• Janeway and company would find Devon in cryosleep, defrost her, and mistake her for Amelia Earheart.
• Danziger would get tired for waiting for Devon, and have a quick fling with B'Elanna while they were fixing the transrover.
• Paris and Neelix would join True in the care and feeding of the Koba.
• Chakotay would find out that a Koba is his spirit guide.
• Neelix would find the magic spring flower, tear it out by its roots, and try to cook it.
• Mary would befriend a Kazon, and they'd have a love child with really bad hair.
• Kes would go into her Elogium and get Yale to rub her feet.
• Tuvok would attempt to mind-meld with a Grendler, and wouldn't find anything worthwhile.
• Chakotay would capture some of the love spiders to find out about Grendler mating behaviors.
• Morgan would get a flash of deja vu whenever he'd see a Kazon.
• The "Evil Terrian" would take over Tuvok's mind.
• Seven of Nine would swap implants with Yale.