Uly: Decides if he can't have Julia, no one can, and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.
True: Decides if she can't have him, no one can. She screams, he stumbles, and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.
Terrians: Get sick of dreaming of his ugly face and Alonzo finally makes it under that cliff.
Devon: Alonzo mis-interprets a message from the Terrians about Uly, Devon shoots the messenger, and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.
Morgan: Trips, stumbles into Alonzo, and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.
Bess: Gets sick of Alonzo being prettier than her and poisons his semolina with Glintz. He leans over too far, and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.
Danziger: Alonzo looks at Devon, Danz punches him, Alonzo stumbles, and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.
Julia: Gets tired of playing the shrink and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.
Yale: Needs physical exertion to combat the feelings of
aggression and Alonzo finally makes it off that cliff.