This was supposed to be an April Fools' Day post, but it just missed the wire by a few minutes. Sorry, loyal KOBA-TV viewers, but I was out back repairing the translucer. It's a complicated device which takes normal broadcasts and makes them halfway opaque. It's capable of 50,000 "what?"s per hour, not to mention a few "what the hell?!"s and the occasional "what the [CDA CENSORED] was that?".
So, happy April Procrastinating Fools' Day to all of you! Just follow Reilly's bouncing ball and sing along with...
Welcome back, my friend
To the show that shouldn't end.
Universal's not our friend --
Killing Morgan and Yale!
Here lies Devon Adair
Resting in her Frigidaire
While Bess "Glintzes" her hair!
Is this fair? Is this fair?
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The TransRover contains
Eden Project member Baines
Who is dirtying his Hanes --
Dead things give him real pains!
Buried six feet down
Eben Singh can now be found,
But hey, we never saw her
'round,
So we don't miss her much.
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Alonzo and the Doc
Make the tent posts really rock.
He's in fever and in shock.
Take your shoes, 'Lonz, your shoes!
Citizen Reilly, he just might
Change himself to EVE tonight.
A holographic transvestite!
(With a red LumaLight.)
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Mazatl, Denner, and
The rest of the unknown band,
To the writers make a stand:
Give us parts, we demand!
Hear Morgan Martin whine
While Cameron's vainly tryin'
Just to get one measly line!
Just one line would be fine.
[Terrian drum solo.]
Guard Walman is asleep.
He should stop that counting sheep.
Walman, leave them to Bo Peep!
Get caffeine, get caffeine!
Three Terrians appear,
Each equipped with lightning spear,
Causing chaos, striking fear.
They are here, Uly, here!
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Running through the grass
Here comes Uly -- let him pass!
He can be a pain in the neck,
But he's fast -- now he's fast.
Here comes that screamer
True Riding on Pegasus II.
Pegasus I was last night's stew.
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!! EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!
[Morgan Martin drum solo.]
Watch Danz, with Mag-Pro gun,
Shoot that liar PeeBeeOne,
And then Warren when he's done!
Is this fun? Yes, it's fun!
And Dateline NBC
Is assessing the safety
Of Ulysses' ATV.
It must be "Must See TV"! (Boom!)
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There's two folks at Stargame
Always posting stuff that's lame.
KOBA-TV is our name!
We're to blame, we're to blame.
We'd like it to be known
The exhibits we have shown
Were designed to make you groan,
Make you moan "Please go home!".
Come on, save the show!
Come on, save the show!
Come on, save the show!
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Save the show!
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