What Maryland J. Koba was that he was also fooling around in the Universal (spit) Studios archives one day. You see, a disaffected tourguide who shall remain nameless was unhappy with the way that he was treated during the recent filming of a movie about volcanoes. So, he let MJK into the archives for Earth 2, which were buried in a locked vault in the sub-basement, labelled Do Not Open, right next to the Ark of the Covenant, the Last Prophecy of Fatima, and the recipe for Neiman Marcus cookies. And, here's what he found.
We all know that the writers of E2 liked to use movie titles as titles for the episodes (with some changes, natch). Well, here are some of the REJECTED titles from Earth 2.
10. Driving Miss Devon
9. A Few Good Grendlers
8. New Pacifica Story - "I like it here on G-8-8-9!"
7. Dead Terrian Walking
6. Grumpy Old Terrians
5. Koba on a Hot Tin Roof
4. The Road to New Pacifica - (Starring Bob Hope and Bing Crosby?)
3. Kiss of the Spider Grendler
2. Dances with Terrians
And the number one rejected episode title for E2 was:
1. Grendlers Prefer Blondes
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