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The Top 10 Things You Can Do With Jool's Hair
- Spacewalk safety cable for D'Argo. He seems to need a lot of it.
- A vorc's nest.
- To ease John's homesickness, little poodle outfits for all of the DRDs.
- To disguise Talyn, a cute bunny tail.
- A wig for Stark. And Zhaan. And Pilot. And Scorpius.
And Brainiac Crichton. And Traltixx. And Natira. And dead Durka's head
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- Luxan butt-floss for D'Argo
- Weapons polishing cloth.
- Fuzzy dice for Pilot's console.
- A fur coat for Rygel.
- One word: "Swiffer"