If Disney Produced Farscape
For those of you who don't know me, my husband John and I do a
lot of Earth 2 humor. In fact, our page, the
KOBA-TV page, is
the E2 humor repository.
In the proud tradition of KOBA-TV, I present to you
If Farscape Was Produced By Disney.
- The DRDs would whistle while they worked.
- New sitcom: Chiana the Teenaged Nebari
- Hynerian national anthem, It's a Small World After All
- "Push the stick up, your Prowler goes up..."
- Crais would have a wisecracking sidekick voiced by Gilbert
Gottfried
- Aeryn would have a nutty but lovable father
- Zhaan would be related to the Genie from Aladdin
- The show would be on ABC - and nobody would watch it!
- The villains from The Flax are known as "The Pirates of
The Uncharted Territories"
- All of the other Leviathans would make fun of Moya's big ears.
- D'Argo's Qualta Blade is named Lumiere
- Zhaan would be the Blue Fairy
- Instead of starbursts, Moya does "Tinkerbell twinkles"
- "Hey, John Crichton! You've just made it back to Earth! What are
you going to do now?"
- Mr. Crichton's Wild Ride
- Sorcerer's Apprentice: The queen bug and the replicants
- Sorcerer's Apprentice 2000: Rygel conjures more DRDs to serve him.
- Crichton's father sounds suspiciously like James Earl Jones
- Scorpius tortures the New Mickey Mouse Club alumni (i.e. Britney
Spears, Christina Aguilera, etc.) Everyone cheers.
- CGI effects done by Pixar. Name changed to Moy(a) Story
- 1,001 DRDs
- Farscape 1 re-christened "Herbie the Love Shuttle"
- New movie - The Worm Hole: and finally,
- Crichton's favorite phrase: "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!"
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