25 + Ways To Bring Back Aeryn Sun

By Ann White (and others)


Okay, just to prove that I am totally shameless and will make a joke out of anything, I now present:

25 Ways to Bring Back Aeryn Sun

  1. Cancel G889 timeshare with Devon Adair
  2. Ronco Miracle-thawer!
  3. Special guest star on "Crossing Over With John Edward"
  4. His Divine Shadow needs a new assassin, with better hair
  5. Frank Parker goes back seven days to warn them about John/Scorpy
  6. The gang puts her in a Gou'auld sarcophagus (hey, it worked for Apophos!)
  7. Restored from a backup made with PK-zip
  8. Zhaan puts her under the grow lights to defrost (slash version: Zhaan JOINS her under the grow lights)
  9. Comes back in three episodes as a vampire - Ooops, too late!
  10. Everyone who believes in fairies, clap your hands! (No, they're just slashers who are waiting for D'Argo to make his move!)
  11. Two words: Genesis Planet
  12. She's now playing the mother on "Providence"
  13. They bump into the kids from "Roswell" and Max heals her
  14. "Aeryn, why are you playing with D'Argo's qualta blade, and what exactly did you mean by 'there can be only one'?"
  15. She changes bodies with Keith Richards
  16. Florida Supreme Court declares her alive, pending a recount
  17. Aeryn and Durka form a new band called the "Grateful PK Dead"
  18. John: "Aeryn, what did YOU get from the Scarran?"
    Aeryn: "Grrrrrrrr...." (climbs on top of John)
    John: "Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"
  19. Goes to Zha'ha'dum and meets the First Ones
  20. Starts talking to a crow that's been following her around, and puts on makeup that makes her look like a Nebari from hell.
  21. Robo-PK!
  22. Farscape meets The Sixth Sense: "I see dead Peacekeepers!"
  23. A kiss from a handsome frog (or Hynerian)
  24. Kicks Death's eema!
  25. Jothee, who trained as a young Jedi in the mines, uses the Force. (pywacket@hotmail.com)
  26. Miss Cleo use the power of the tarot (greycouncil@hotmail.com)
  27. After a whole season of being dead, John wakes up one morning to find Aeryn coming out of the shower and realizes that her death was just a dream. (swiftym@nvbell.net)
  28. She comes back as a hologram.(nightingale@alltel.net)
  29. She has an identical twin who can be trained to fill her position.(nightingale@alltel.net)
  30. One word:  clones.(nightingale@alltel.net)
  31. I'd say "continuity error", but this is Farscape, not Voyager!

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